don't dip your pen in the company ink

don’t dip your pen in the company ink.

according to the idiom,
the pen is the penis
and the ink is whoever
the pen enters. the ink
is owned by the company
but it is never clear if
the pen was brought
from home.
the pen has agency,
while the the ink is
an awaiting abyssal well,
owned,
as we said,
by the company
that owns almost 
everything in the world
including
newspapers, billboards,
business cards, and small plate 
eateries serving calamari.